My super romantic French ex-boyfriend used to say this to me all the time: "Tu Pues Du Cul" which translates to "You smell like ass" in English. It sounds really funny when you say it out loud quickly. Try it. Seriously.
This sale is for the cross stitch downloadable PDF PATTERN ONLY. The pattern finishes at just under 5" which is the size of the hoop in the photo.
Please send me a message if you are interested in buying the completed item and I would be happy to discuss your requirements.