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My super romantic French ex-boyfriend used to say this to me all the time: "Tu Pues Du Cul" which translates to "You smell like ass" in English.  It sounds really funny when you say it out loud quickly.  Try it.  Seriously.  


No need to find all the threads, fabric, needles, pattern and hoop yourself- you can now get them all in a neat package. The kit includes:


・Two embroidery needles

・One 8" wooden embroidery hoop

・The necessary threads

・One piece of 14 count Aida fabric 

・One piece of natural calico to finish the back with

・Zip top plastic bag to carrying your stitching on the go

・And of course the pattern which was designed by us

*Let us know if you'd like us to change the colours of the threads or the fabric*


The pattern itself completes at just under a 20.32 X 25.4 cms or 8" X 10" size, which is the size of the frame used in the photo.

Please send me a message if you are interested in buying the completed item and I would be happy to discuss your requirements. The downloadable PDF pattern is available to buy in the Patterns section of our website.


Happy Stitching!


French "You Smell Like A**" Cross Stitch Kit

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