Whilst "Ca Va Chier" doesn't have an exact translation into English, there are a few phrases that come close.  How about "There's going to be a Smackdown?" Or "Sh*t's gonna hit the fan?" It's also close to "You're ass is grass" and "I predict a riot." Got it now? Good.

No need to find all the threads, fabric, needles, pattern and hoop yourself- you can now get them all in a neat package. The kit includes:


・Two embroidery needles

・One 5" wooden embroidery hoop

・The necessary threads

・One piece of 14 count Aida fabric 

・One piece of natural calico to finish the back with

・Zip top plastic bag to carrying your stitching on the go

・And of course the pattern which was designed by us

*Let us know if you'd like us to change the colours of the threads or the fabric*


The pattern finishes at just under 4" which is the size of the hoop in the photo..

Please send me a message if you are interested in buying the completed item and I would be happy to discuss your requirements.

The PDF downloadable pattern is also available in the Pattern section of our site.


Happy Stitching!


French "Sh*t's About To Go Down" Cross Stitch Kit

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