I'm sure everyone knows at least one of these types of people.  No need to say it in English, they may think it's a compliment if you call them a "Trou De Balle!"
 
This listing is for the PDF pattern ONLY. To buy the kit to make it yourself you can find the listing here:

he pattern itself completes at just under a 4" hoop which is the size of the frame I have used in the photo.

Please send me a message if you are interested in buying the completed item and I would be happy to discuss your requirements.

Happy Stitching!